Before you ask, have a look here. We’ve probably covered it, but if not, then we’re just as confused as you are.
Live chat is available 9am – 8pm everyday
Before you ask, have a look here. We’ve probably covered it, but if not, then we’re just as confused as you are.
Live chat is available 9am – 8pm everyday
Simply follow the instructions on our site. If you can navigate the internet, you can handle this. If you hit any snags, our support team is here to help. Just give us a shout!
Click “Sign Up,” enter your details, and hit “Submit.” It’s not rocket science, but if you need help, our support team is here for you.
Only if you’d like to actually receive the services you’re paying for. Otherwise, feel free to admire your empty cart. Though we also accept cheques or payment via carrier pigeon if that’s more your style. Just let us know how long the bird will take.
Simply check your email for the details. If you don’t see it, give it a moment—it’s probably on its way, just like everything else in life.
Oh, you actually want to manage your account? Bold move. Just click “Account Settings” and pretend you know what you’re doing. If that doesn’t work, try restarting your life choices. We’re here if you need a hand—but don’t count on us doing the hard stuff for you.
The admin area is so secure that even we have trouble getting in sometimes. But seriously, it’s locked down tighter than an underground vault. If someone manages to get in, they probably deserve it.
Ah, looking for the escape hatch? Just head to “Account Settings” and find the cancel button—it’s right next to the one that says “Are you sure?”. We’ll miss you, but we’ll try to move on.